A mail that i received quite sometime ago, i enjoy reading it when im bored hahaha. You guys may have read this or received this mail somewhere before ,but if you ...haven here it is.

Before marriage : I die for you.
After marriage : You die, up to you.
Much later : You die, I help you!

Before marriage : You go anywhere. . . I follow you.
After marriage : You go anywhere. . .up to you.
Much later : You go anywhere . . .better still.

Before wedding : You are my heart, you are my love.
After wedding : You get on my nerves.

Before wedding : You are sweet and kind just like Cinderella.
After wedding : You are worse than Godzilla.

Before wedding : Roses are red, violets are blue. Like it or not, I'm stuck
with you.
After wedding : Roses are dead, I am blue. You get on my head, I will sue
you.

Before wedding : He opens the car door.
After wedding : He opens his mouth and snores.

Before wedding : He was your ideal.
After wedding : He becomes your ordeal.

Got a flight to catch, will see you guys soooonn!